Obituaries are often like first dates: Light and fluffy without any of the baggage that inevitably accompanies life.
Sometimes, though, an obituary will tell it like it is (or was).
RUSH, Michael J. (AKA Dirty Mike), Born Oct. 10, 1953, in Dayton Ohio. Transplanted to Nashville in 1958. Took root in Tampa in 1986. Died May 18, 2015. Sorry for any harm I have ever caused or done. If I owe you money, sue me.
Short and sweet, at least in a figurative sense.
Also shown is an American flag, denoting that “Dirty Mike” was a veteran.
What’s nice about this obit is, beyond its brevity, is the lack of platitudes, false praise or bromides about peace, love and understanding.
It would seem likely that ol’ Dirty Mike wrote his own obituary, and one gets the impression he penned the piece as he lived life – on his own terms.
Dirty Mike likely would have been the first to tell you he was no saint, but he also would have had no trouble owning up to that fact.
That I can respect.