Finally, a flow chart that makes sense

A hat tip to the delightfully named Hookers and Booze blog for the above masterpiece. As for the blog’s name, you gotta respect an entity that’s upfront about what it’s about.

I guess “Hookers, Booze and Bacon” was too long a title. Perhaps it was already taken.

Or maybe it did exist at one time, until a cease-and-desist order from attorneys representing the cured meats industry put a stop to it. (Damn you, Big Bacon!)

Whichever way you slice it, we all lose in the long run.

Disclaimer: No hookers and/or booze was harmed in the making of this flow chart, though a prodigious portion of bacon was endangered.