As I gazed up at the promotion for the “Butter Milk Cod” basket, my mind began spinning furiously. I’ve never eaten at a Long John Silver’s, which is known for seafood, but if any promotion were to get me inside, this would be it.
“Butter milk cod” held so many possibilities that a simple basket seemed ridiculously inadequate. And for just $5.99? Mind = Blown!
Eventually, tired of trying to work out the many different options in my head, I put pen to paper and created my own “Butter Milk Cod Matrix” (patent pending).
As you can see below, there is an amazing number of delicious and nutritious choices that can be created when one has butter, milk and cod:
- Butter Cod;
- Milk Butter;
- Milk Cod;
- Cod Butter;
- Cod Milk;
- Buttermilk Cod;
- Butter Codmilk;
- Milk Buttercod;
- Milk Codbutter;
- Cod Buttermilk; and
- Cod Milkbutter.
Scanning the list of items created by the intricate matrix, I don’t know that there isn’t anything on it I wouldn’t consume, although I can’t say that cod milk or cod milkbutter would be the first items I would reach for.
Alas, when I finally pulled myself away from the sign and my “Butter Milk Cod Matrix” (patent pending), I was disappointed to find the Fort Oglethorpe Long John Silver’s not yet open.
As I pulled away toward Tennessee, it was with a heavy heat, my new-found craving for cod butter unsatisfied.